NOTE: This blog is for only Mallus( Malayalees) with a little (teeny tiny)  bit of understanding of the Kannada language.
I am no pundit in the Kannada language, being a Mallu myself , but thanks to my friends and my good listening skills I have picked up a lot of Kannada phrases other than the infamous ‘kannada gothilla!’ ( I can take a bet any outsider in Bangalore 
Learning new languages is a skill and I appreciate those who make an attempt to do so but this chat log between my friend and her friend ( both Mallus ) was really funny that I had to put it down somewhere for further reference J  . ( Btw I have copyrights for this and I swear I did not make this conversation up!)  
Anyways the chat log was as follows - 
( P.S : Lets call my friend Mallu 1 and her friend Mallu 2. )
Mallu 2 : i moved into a new house :)
Mallu 1: good good..:):)  tumba chenagide??
Mallu 2: tumba chennagide  aaameele tumba aaramaagide
Mallu 1: oota cook maduva?
Mallu 2: talkalam maadunilla  but paalokee choodakanoll asetup ondu
Mallu 1: okok.. :) eshtu roopaya? onnu month rent?
 Mallu 2: 14k advance 30k
  dat is njaan maatram
Mallu 1: what!!
  neevu matram 14k pay maduva
  tumba horrible
LOL!!!!Tumba tumba funny! Sadly dats all she sent me for translation J  
